Online Dating Adventures

So I sent the "thanks for movie, wine, popcorn" text when I got home yesterday. He did ask that I text so he knows I made it home ok, as he hauled @$$ in his Mustang (after I started my car but before I put it in drive). This morning I wake up to "comin over next time" and then "Friggen sexy! I can handle u" ... O_o ...

Online Dating Adventures

So I decided to see 21 Jump Street or the American Pie movie. I get a message from a guy who looks kinda cute from his pics asking me out. The warning sign should have been his profile page. Basically said he was only looking for a hook-up. I told him we have different interests, good luck, blah blah blah. Well, he wrote back saying he could change for me and to give him a chance. Do y'all the sucka sign on my forehead? So, I invite him to the movies. It starts off ok, he brought wine, paid for my ticket, offered to get me popcorn and a soda. Very attentive. So we were talking about tats and he decided to go get ice cream and popcorn for me. While he is gone I get up and chat with a couple sitting a few rows over, they had some interesting tats. My date comes back, sees me, and storms over to the seat. I finished my conversation and sat down. he asks, rudely, "so what the hell was that"? I can't believe this idiot was trying to act jealous! Oh no, story is not over yet. He slurps down his ice cream acting like he's 'going to town' and part of it gets on his shirt. Well he excuses himself to clean up and as soon as he leaves his seat he is texting me. It's as if he grows a set of balls behind a text message. Basically saying I'm going home with him and all this junk. I sent back "no. No I'm not." nice and simple. Honestly? I had more fun with the couple I chatted with. Wish I switched seats and sat by them instead.