Online Dating Adventures

My morning mail revealed this message "hi am aaron am in norton,ma am 29 am 5'9 and about 160-165 pounds hope we can chat but its up to you i have blue eyes ." I love how the blue eyes part was added as an afterthought, lol. Btw, except for name and eye color the rest of the info is given at the top of message in the summary, so he really just reiterated what the dating site already told me.

Online Dating Adventures

Mr evolution responded! "Well it's obvious to me you don't get my sense of humor, and I won't even address the online dating thing you are doing the same thing;). It's cool though. I just made u waste five mins reading this, lol." Touche.

Online Dating Adventures

so I pull up the profile of the latest guy that has contacted me and the "match" advisor lists "ya'll have issues" instead of listing the % we are compatible ... Ummm, next!

Online Dating Adventures

so I replied to the penguin guy with "Hi! How are you?" ... His response you say? "6 millions years of human evolution and this is the best line you can come up with? :)" ... Is this guy crazy? Can I repeat myself? Wtf?!

Online Dating Adventures

so in my inbox is a message. It starts with "Hello my little penguin princess" ... Wtf?!