Online Dating Adventures

"The six things I could never do without: My boys, air, water, food and shelter.... Okay, enough of the levity..." He marked off the section about offspring, so his boys are his ???!!!

Online Dating Adventures

I get this message from a guy who visited my profile "im just coming back to this site after being off for sometime...i swear they need to get this match thing corrected....... lol. cause the people im seeing is not of my ilk.......... hahaha" WTF?! If someone is not a match I send a polite no thanks, in response to their message. Not as an intro message. WTF is this?!

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so I made a slight mod to my profile. At the end I added: "Hey, I just met you. And this is CRAZY, but here's my number. So call me maybe - actually sorry, my phone number will not be shared. This site is meant to be used in order to get to know someone. At least until you reach a point in the relationship where digits can be exchanged. So please don't ask. #fakenumberonspeeddial"

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Ok, last one for tonight, I promise! I love his sense of humor! He posted: "My self-summary: This is sooo easy. Ask yourself this simple question. "What would my dream guy be?" Then whatever you imagine I'm that and more. You're welcome. What I’m doing with my life: Sculpting a statue of my enormous proboscis. Will rent it out this winter as new england's answer to vail colorado. I’m really good at: Using really big words. I do enjoy moving pictures.... I believe they are also referred to as movies." lol!!! Btw, I had to look up proboscis, it means a nose. Night ya'll!

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ok, so the first few pictures my thoughts were 'a female, like his mom, decorated', as I keep browsing, his home looks too ... old ... I think it is his mama's house! Then, the messy bedroom pic comes up. Seriously?! Come on! Don't post a pic of a messy background, no matter how cute you think you look.

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"I prefer relaxed activities such as bowling, shooting pool, music and movies over watching sports, clubs or long online "relationships." I prefer personal communication over impersonal online chit chat." Does he realize that the two statements are contradictory? ...

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... And then he posts a picture of himself and his uber gorgeous best friend ... O_o #canihaveyourfriendsnumber

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So ... you can select your purpose for being on the dating site as: a) looking for a long term relationship b) looking for a short term relationship c) looking for an activity partner d) casual sex. Do ya'll see how scary this picture is???! Why did he select casual sex and have this as his profile or main picture? Was he intending on scaring

a female's panties off?

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check out this profile! Might be a keeper!! "My self-summary: HI all!!! What I’m doing with my life: Hi! I am happy about life and just enjoying what is in front of me! I’m really good at: Making people laugh! The first things people usually notice about me: My profile!! Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food: I love Italian food an i love everything to do with movies! The six things I could never do without: Cocaine. Meth. Pot. Heroin. Knives. Oh shit I think I answered this wrong!@ I spend a lot of time thinking about: Why I am on here. On a typical Friday night I am: being a geek Or Working out. whatever makes you happy to think about. The most private thing I’m willing to admit: I am totally gay. Even I don;t know it." Smh ~ If he's not seriously looking, why make a profile?

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ok, last one for today. I promise!!! In his profile, under what he is doing, he has "I shower often every Sunday morning and don't like to put it off." I'm not lying! Seriously!

Online Dating Adventures

Sadly this one is not my story, but its still lol! "I was talking to this girl..her pics were some cute hot lil chick..I went out to eat last nite I met her there ..she got out of the car she must been 300 pounds..I was so pissed but I couldn't stop laughing at the same time..it was a terrible experience..lol. definantly a lot of nut jobs out there.."