Online Dating Adventures

so I found out that there are degrees of single-ness.! Here's how one suitor ranks them: "on a scale from Single In That Good Old Fashioned 1950's way to Modern Girly Vogue Magazine Single /non involved with anyone at all for - 1 month /non involved with anyone at all for - 3 months /non involved with anyone at all for - 6 months + /date rarely if at all /date once in awhile /a first date queen /dating 3 guys at once /phasing out a boyfriend & looking around /has a booty call /has a booty call that's actually a boyfriend /is prone to sleeping with someone on a first date"